Deer Hunter
Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. "Hey," says the lone hunter, "I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Straight Guy In Gay Bar
A redneck gets into a new town and decides he wants to get a drink. He sees a bar so he enters, and sits down at the bar and orders his drink. The bartender gets the drink but before he sets it down, he asks the redneck "whats the name of ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Making Love
THE ITALIAN SAYS "WHEN I'VE A FINISHED A MAKING DA LOVE WITH AH MY WIFE, I GO DOWN AND GENTLY TICKLE THE BACK OF HER KNEES, SHE FLOATS 6 INCHES ABOVE A DA BED IN ECSTASY." THE FRENCHMAN REPLIES "ZAT IS NOTHING, WHEN AH'VE FINISHED MAKING LOVE WITH ZE WIFE, ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Is That Jesus?
An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks over to the bartender and asks who it was. The bartender told him it was Jesus. The Italian ordered a drink for himself and Jesus. Next, a ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Business Or Pleasure
A slightly overweight businessman was on a packed flight to Vegas. He looked around and noticed the only empty seat on the plane was next to his. His imagination told him that the fattest and most ugly woman on the flight would probably take that seat and talk his ear off ......
Written on 26/09/2008