Were To Go When You Are Bored
So I looked up this place were you can, go hang out with people who want to make friends and hang out. So I go there people seem cool they are drinking beer and like everyones nice to you. SO this guy comes to me and kneel down on front of ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Men's English History Has Proven Women Already Know How To React :
I am hungry..........................I am hungry I am tired...........................I am tired Nice dress...........................Nice cleavage! I love you...........................Let's have sex now I am bored...........................Please let's have sex now. May I have this dance?...............I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?.............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you ......
Written on 07/09/2008

"coffee"?
A woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido."What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance, " she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!" "Crush the Viagra and drop in into his morning coffee. He won't even taste it, " ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK, ' he ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Idiot's Sex Guide
1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea. 2. There is no need for dice in role playing. 3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. 4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. 5. If she says she's into "bondage, " don't show ......
Written on 07/09/2008