Odds'n'ends
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Womans English Vs Mens English
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes No No Yes Maybe No I'm sorry You'll be sorry We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want You'll pay for this later We need to talk I need ......
Written on 27/12/2008

International Relations
An American is having breakfast one morning coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American in a bad mood: "Of course." ......
Written on 29/12/2008

Send The Wine Back
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, & while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone. He calls the waiter over & asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she ......
Written on 29/12/2008

The Kitty On The Roof!!!!
There was this woman who went to see a doctor. She told the doctor, "Doc, my husband stopped giving me sex. I am so horney, I do not know what else to do." The doctor looked at her and gave her some pills and said, "Put one of these in ......
Written on 15/01/2009