Viagra
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Sexy Jokes
WHAT DO HOOKERS AND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE HAVE IN COMMON? they both like to swollow up SEAMEN WHAT DO SNOW AND SEX HAVE IN COMMON? you never know how long it will last or how many inches you will get WHY DO WOMAN LIKE THE MOVIE THE ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Crying Horse....
A man walked into a bar and noticed a big glass jar full of 5 bills with a sign that read "If you can make my horse CRY then you win the pot! 5.00 to play" So he put his fin in the bin and went out back to seeif he ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Viagra
Elderly lady goes to doctor and explains that her 75 year old husband has lost interest in sex. Doctor pulls a small bottle out of his drawer and hands it to lady. "Try these Viagra pills, " he says. "Oh, " says the lady "I don't think my husband will take ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Code Word
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type ......
Written on 24/03/2009