The Barrel
A guy moves into a town where there are only 6 other guys living. He goes to the bar his first night after work and orders a beer. After a few minutes he asks the bartender, "So what do you guys do for sex around here?" The bartender replies, "We go ......
Written on 25/03/2009

Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's ......
Written on 12/05/2009

One Smart Kid!
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch some chickens." ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Halloween Costume
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Campers
Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today? I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, ......
Written on 23/05/2009