S And M
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says "It's OK. We ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Quotations
"Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night" Rodney Dangerfield "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand" Woody Allen "Women may be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships" Sharon Stone ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Hangover Rating System
Five Levels of a Hangover One Star HangoverNo pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well.However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way.For some reason, you are craving a steakamp fries. Two Star HangoverNo pain, but something is definitely ......
Written on 24/05/2009

By The Beach
One day this guy happens across this girl with no arms or legs laying on the beacj crying. He stops and asks the reason for her tears. She says, "I've never been touched by a man before. Will you touch me?" He says "SURE" as he bigins to fondle her all ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Is This Love Or Lust
Ever since I came to this town. I knew, this would be a good start. I had a new love in my life, and good friends. The love I thought I had, Was actually, Lust over p***y. The first week was love at first site. The woman that I loved, I ......
Written on 24/05/2009