Insults & Really Mean Put-downs:
- Support your local Search & Rescue Unit - get lost! - If I throw a stick, will you go away? - You're ugly, I'm busy. Have a nice day. - How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you? - Have you ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Sing Along To The Tune Of "i Will Survive"...i Know You Will!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When you said you had 10 inches, Lord, I almost died! But I'd spent so many years waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Ladies Night Out At The Strip Club
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Keep Away
A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Red Card
once time there was a man who love his betifule wife so much and he was so joules and he was ready to kill anybody look to his wife . but his wife was in love with someone else . and she was making sex with her boyfrind at here house ......
Written on 24/05/2009