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Wedding Breakfast Three guys, who have just got married, are sitting in their hotel bar after all the receptions, having a beer. As they talk, it transpires that all three are virgins, and are a bit naive of how many times they can expect to have sex with their new bride that ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Why It Is Grate To Be P***y....woman? Free drinks Free dinners Free movies you get the point If you have sex with someone & don't call them the next day, your not the DEVIL. If you have to be home in time, you can say so, OUT LOUD, ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Chinese Sick Leave. I Not Come Work---today Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach and my legs hurt. I not come work!" The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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The Sex Starved Lumberjack A new lumberjack had just finished his first month in the lonely wilds of Alaska, where there were no women for miles. He finally couldnt take it anymore and nervously asked the foreman what the men did to relieve the pressure. Try the hole in the barrel outside the shower, suggested ...... Written on 24/05/2009 |
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B**w *** This guy goes into a horror house and says he wants the best bj he can get for 100. The madam says go to the room take off all your clothes and we will be with you as soon as possible. So he goes to the room and takes off ...... Written on 12/06/2009 |
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