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Top 10 Reasons To Live In Newfoundland Top 10 Reasons To Live In Newfoundland 1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in Confederation 2. If Quebec Separates, you will float off to sea 3. In the rare case when someone moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod 4. The economy is based on ...... Written on 12/06/2009 |
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The Policeman A drunk man came out from the Pub and on his way home saw a Policeman on the corner of the street. He approached the Police and ask him Whatd the time , please. The Police answered Half past eleven. Well , said the drunk , at 12 oclock you will ...... Written on 12/06/2009 |
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Big Event A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but ...... Written on 11/07/2009 |
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Dumb And Ugly A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account, a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary." The guy says, "What's wrong with her?" The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous. The boss ...... Written on 11/07/2009 |
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Best B**w *** Ever This man goes into a bar and orders a drink A guy comes up and hands the bartender a frog. Another guy comes over and gives the bartender 10 , bartender hands him the frog and he walks across the bar into another room. The new comer watches these guys take ...... Written on 11/07/2009 |
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