Two Is Company?
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Adam And Eve
One day after Adam and Eve has just made out, God suddenly appears and asks Adam, "My son, how have you liked thine sex with thine mate?" Adam responds, "Very good my Lord, I thank thee for such a woman." God smiles at the response and then replies, "By the way, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

4 Surgeons...
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered. The second said, I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything ......
Written on 11/07/2009

First F**k
The hero of our story, let's just call him D**k, swaggers in one sunny summer day to find his grandfather sitting in the den watching Oprah. Seeing his normally quiet grandson all puffed up and proud, he asks him "Why the big grin there junior?" "Well grandpa.......... I just had my ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Girl Friend Give A B**w ***
Girl Friend give a b**w *** This boy just takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a bj?" "What? You're ......
Written on 11/07/2009