Convict On The Loose
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Rhtyhm Method
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Watch Your Language
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. So they plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-old says he'll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS. Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Sonofabitches
I was standing in the check-out line at the grocery store. I thought Ohhh Great I got in the wrong line! There were 2 women ahead of me just yacking away and not paying attention to the line moving. I looked behind me and saw 6 other people in line looking ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Geography
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, ......
Written on 07/09/2008