Stressed Out Sam
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total ......
Written on 19/07/2009

2 Guys In The Desert
2 guys walking in the desert with nothing to eat or drink. guy 1: im hungry guy 2: me too, im about to cut my d**k off and eat it. guy 1: no! wait think of your wife first. guy 2: yeah your right so they walk for a ......
Written on 19/07/2009

First Time
Little Jimmy just finding out about sex decided he need to get some rubbers. So he goes to the drug store. Upon entering the store the pharmacist is out to lunch, but 80 year old Mable is behind the counter. Can I help you little boy she says? He stutters for ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Redneck Newlyweds
A worldly rodeo rider comes back to his home town to find a girl he falls for who had never been out of thier little county. They wed and on thier drive to thier honeymoon hotel, she sees two horses having sex. Never seeing nor doing this herself, she asks her ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Benefits Of Sex-- True Facts
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not? 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, ......
Written on 19/07/2009