Monica Lewinski Called Me For Advice
Monica Lewinski called me the other day asking for advice. She said she looked in the mirror and thought she looked fat. Said she was planning to get a boob job, and asked if I thought it would make her look better. I said yes, but asked her why she wanted ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Black C**k And White P***y
Alright, there is a FENCE and on this FENCE is three black roosters............HOW MANY WINGS DO THEY HAVE ALL TOGETHER? 6 six Now, on that same FENCE there is three white kittens.....HOW MANY WHISKERS DO THEY HAVE ALL TOGETHER? Hum? To many to count? DUNNO? LMAO! ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Reasons To Go To Work Naked
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Important Info For Women:
1 Every bj you give adds one month to your life. 2 If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 15 calories. 3 A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away. 4 Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Motorcycles And Vaseline
this guy has always dreamed of owning a new motorcycle. one day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. after he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike ......
Written on 19/07/2009