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The Trial A man was on trial for having sex with the "spirits". As you could imagine the gallery was packed everyday. After several day of testimony it was apparent the judge was having nothing to do with these ghosts stories. He interrupted the testimony, and asked the gallery if anyone in the ...... Written on 13/09/2008 |
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The Lone Ranger A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little ...... Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Rodeo Sex Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one", says the other cowboy, "what is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girlfriend down on all ...... Written on 21/09/2008 |
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200 One day the husband was out working and wife stayed home. In the after noon, a friend of family named John stopped by. He asked the wife, "Is your husband home?" She said, "He won't be back until six. You can wait for him here". A few minutes later, John said, ...... Written on 22/09/2008 |
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Maintaining Sanity In A Stressful World... 1 At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2 Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. ...... Written on 28/09/2008 |
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