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Green F**k A Monster this cpl was getting ready to go on there honey moon when his phone rang it was his boss and he had to go out of town on a bussness trip but he didnt know what to do becouse his new wife was really horny so he decided to go to ...... Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Are They Twins??? A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the ...... Written on 05/10/2008 |
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Curiousity A mother has 3 girls, they all got married, but she wants to know how the sex is, so she says that after the night on the honeymoon, they write a postcard saying how it went. The 1st girl writes: MampM's. Puzzled, the women buys a pack of MampM's and reads ...... Written on 10/10/2008 |
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W**king Cavemen... There were 2 cavemen, Ug and Og. Ug was sat in his cave w**king he had just invented it when Og walked in. "What you doing?" said Og. "W**king" said Ug. Ug showed Og how to do it and Og left to try it for himself. Later, Ug heard a oud ...... Written on 12/10/2008 |
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Teenager In Love A teenager walked into the chemist shop to buy condoms for the first time. He was going to have sex with his girlfriend for the first time. He walked up to the counter, and after a few minutes of small talk he finnaly picked up the courage to ask which ones ...... Written on 13/10/2008 |
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