Putting The X In Sex...
A guy complains to his doctor that his sex life is deteriorating rapidly. The doctor tells him he needs to reintroduce some excitement, unexpected lust, passion and so on into the process. He ponders this for a few days and hatches a plan. "Well, " he says to the doctor, "I ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Chew On This!
An American is having breakfast in Paris one morning coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American in a bad mood: "Of course." Frenchman: ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Cat & Rooster
There are four animals. A rooster, a rat, a worm, and a cat. In the middle of them is a pond. Every time the rooster tries to go around the pond to get the worm everyone moves around. If he goes the other way the same thing happens. So he decides ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Duck
For a boy's 15th birthday, his father gave him a duck, and said, "Go into town and see what you can get with this." The boy then went in search of the best deal he could find. He first ran into a hooker who offered, "I'll have sex with you if ......
Written on 20/10/2008

2 Dozen Condoms
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order. One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow! You must have the stamina of ......
Written on 20/10/2008