In America...
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." A little ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Big Head
A man walks into Baskin Robins with his beutiful young wife and his 6 year old son. The man orders a chocolate ice cream and asks his wife what she would like. "Banana split" she replies. The man then turns to his son who is staring at the menu and slaps ......
Written on 20/10/2008

I Just Want To Be Like Everyboy Else In Texas
This Yankee boy comes to Texas and want to be like everybody else in Texas so he goes to the local drug store to get fitted out. He comes out wearing boots, chaps, jeans, western shirt, vest and 10 gallon hat. He goes and buys a six gun and holster, straps ......
Written on 24/10/2008

The Hitchhiker
A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Nonsense
You can lead a horse to water, but you cant always get your fist out of its ass People always said to me....."Self" ....because thats what I go by back home....They would say, "Self.....sometimes life is like a shit sandwich......the more bread you have....the less shit you have to eat. Then ......
Written on 29/10/2008