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Tight P***y
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her p***y. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two fingers in...", she says. So in goes another one. She's really starting to get worked ......
Written on 31/10/2008

Another Bar Joke
This guy walks into a bar and sees a bowl full of 20 bills sitting on the bar. He asks the bartender, "What's that bowl of twenties for?" "Well, " says the barkeep, "I have this horse out back and if you can make him laugh, you get the bowl." The ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Hunting
A young farmer is newly married, and the couple can't get enough sex. Just before leaving the house for the fields at dawn, they tear make love, and when he returns home at evening they have another go - before and after supper, and maybe a couple more during the night. ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Wild Side...
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors -Green, Red, Orange, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared... Every time the young man looked, the old ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Identify The Tatoo Please!
A woman in her mid fifties is a big fan of Michael Jackson so she goes to a tattoo parlour to have Michaels image tattooed as close to her p***y to show her love for him. So the artist goes to work her, and 3 hrs later he stands back, and ......
Written on 07/11/2008

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