How 2 Impress A Womanman
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Bjhfgvhjk - Full Joke.
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Written on 28/11/2008

Johnny At The Horse Auction
Johnny's Dad took him to a horse auction one day. As he looked at each horse, he ran his hands over their chest, legs, and rump. Johnny asked why he does this. His Dad replied, "Because I want to make sure it's a good horse, so I can decide if I ......
Written on 29/11/2008

How Would You Like To Be An Egg?
gtIf you think YOUR life is bad..... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys But worst of all.. ......
Written on 29/11/2008

Laptop
Problems with my laptop required calling the dreaded company help line. The service rep, based in another country, did not speak English very well. So I tried to explain it as simply as possible. I can't get the computer to work. Ah, I see he responded. You are unable to transport ......
Written on 02/12/2008