Maria
Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A few weeks later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward. "At least they're finally together." "Excuse me, Father, " says one ......
Written on 04/12/2008

For Women Only ,please.
Question: Why did God create man? Answer: He needed the practise. Question: What do men and beer bottles have in common? Answer: They're both empty from the neck up. Question: What's the difference between a man and E.T? Answer: E.T. phoned home. Question: How many men does it take to change ......
Written on 07/12/2008

S S Sex - Full Joke.
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"......
Written on 09/12/2008

Easter
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end. Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you? What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money ......
Written on 13/12/2008

Tacks !
A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some perfection. How much is a pack a' deem rubbers going to cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is 4.99 with tax." To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gad a' ......
Written on 16/12/2008