Communicating With A Deaf Wife
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, 'Boy was my wife mad at me last night. She went on and on and wouldn't stop!' The other Buddy says, 'When my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.' 'How do you ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Pinocchio
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Twins... - Full Joke.
Ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons. Man asks 'Are they twins!' 'No' replies the woman 'One is 7yrs the other is 12yrs. Why do you ask?' Man replies 'Can't believe someone f**ked you twice!'......
Written on 29/12/2008

The Chicken And The Egg In Bed - Full Joke.
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".......
Written on 06/01/2009

Never Underestimate A Woman
THIS GUY COMES INTO THE BAR AND TAKES A SEAT ANNOUNCING THAT HE IS BUYING DRINKS FOR EVERYONE. HIS MULTI MILLIONAIRE FATHER IS ABOUT TO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND HE IS GOING TO INHERIT IT ALL. THIS IMPRESSED THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN WHO AGREED TO GO HOME WITH HIM. ......
Written on 06/01/2009