All My Love
All my Love I will seek and find you . . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Why Buy A Cow When You Can Get Milk For Free?
For all the men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80 of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. It's not what you ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Pull The Plug...
While watching sports the other night, my wife and I were discussing life and death. I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and relying on fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Old Relatives...
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them ......
Written on 23/05/2009

Condoms!!
It was my first time having sex so I was a bit nervous. I slip on my condom and start working my way. It turns out there was some air in the condom and due to the pressure it exploded in her v****a! Imagine it like this: Oooh! Aaah! Eeeh! moan ......
Written on 23/05/2009