A Genie
TWO 60 YEAR OLD COUPLES MEET THIS GENIE WHO GRANTS EACH COUPLE A WISH. THE FIRST 60 YEAR OLD COUPLE WANTS TO VACATION AROUND THE WORLD. THE GENIE SAYS GRANTED AND OFF THEY GO. THE SECOND COUPLE'S HUSBAND SAYS THAT BEING THAT HE'S 60 YEARS OLD HE WOULD WANT A WIFE ......
Written on 23/05/2009

P***y
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises from the class, and she discovered little Jimmy with a cat up his pants.She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the mailman tell my Mummy "I'm gonna eat ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Fairy Tales: The Humiliation - Full Joke.
Sorry folks....I stole all that from an Andrew "dice" Clay routine.....hope ya dont mi......ok.....hey....the rotton tomatos I can do witho....who the f**k let the skunks in the room aaaaeeeeeeeeeeeee eeegaagd i'm dyin here......
Written on 24/05/2009

Living Will
Larry and his wife, Connie, were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." Connie got up, unplugged the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Hitch Hiking In The South
A long haired youth was hitching a ride in the Deep South.After a few minutes a truck stopped and the boy got in. They drove for about twenty miles and very few words were spoken, the trucker occasionally giving the boy a mean stare. The boy said, You havent asked me ......
Written on 24/05/2009