Admiring Breasts...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts I the mirror. He asks, What are you doing? She replies, I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a twenty-five year old. The husband retorts, Well, what did he say ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Hangover...
A husband wakes up with a hangover, can't remember a thing, asking his wife: - Dear, what happened last night? - Oh, honey, you made an ass out of yourself in front of your boss and he got you fired... - Well, screw the boss! - Honey, I already did - ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Its About Perception.
My uncle Louie was complaining one day about how it doesn't matter what you do in life. It only matters how people perceive you. I've painted housed for twenty year. Do people call me Louie the house painter? NO! I tried my hand a carpentry. I've been building houses for the ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Cured
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like your new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." Oh no, Daddy, the daughter replied, "Fred is ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he has cured me of that illness I used ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Grammar - Full Joke.
A guy came home from work, "Honey, where are you?" I'm upstairs douching, his wife answered. I told you never to talk like that!he yelled. What do you want, she called out, "good grammar or good taste?"......
Written on 24/05/2009