Excuuuuse Meeee
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Sore Throat - Full Joke.
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor, who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says, "Open wide." "I can't, " replies the blonde, "this chair has arms."......
Written on 12/06/2009

Billy-bob
Billy-Bob goes to the local singles bar and meets a girl. They're getting along well, so Billy-Bob decides to invite her back to his place. "Okay" says the girl "I'll come back to your place, but I've got to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle" "No problem" says Billy-Bob "It'll ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Visit To The Doctor
A man goes to see his Doctor. "What can I do for you?" says the Doc Without further ado, the guy pulls out his d**k, waves it in the Docs' face and says "Can you check this for me?" A few minutes later the Doc finishes his examination of the guys ......
Written on 12/06/2009

You Shouldn't Use That Kind Of Language
The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. "Tommy, " she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?" "My daddy said it, " he responded. "Well, that doesn't matter, " she explained, "You don't know what it means." "I do, too, " Tommy corrected. ......
Written on 12/06/2009