He Called Me A Slut
Jasmine went to Melva's place to tell her about a horrible experience she had the previous night with this guy she took home. "Well, what happened when you got there?" asked Melva. "After we had some real freaky sex, the son-of-a-bitch called me a slut!" Somewhat shocked, Melva asked, "What did ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Horny Old Ladies
80 year old Martha and 82 year old Bertha were sitting in their rocking chairs. Martha asks, "Do you still get horny?" Bertha replies, "All the time." Martha asks, "What do you do about it?" Bertha replies, "I suck a lifesaver." Martha thinks for a momment, ......
Written on 12/06/2009

A Will
A millionaire informed his attorney, 'I want a stipulation in my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but only if she makes love to all of my enemies after i die.' 'Why such an odd stipulation?' asked the attorney. 'Because i want even the people who hate me, to ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Ever Thought Of The Grinch As A Sexual Cartoon? - Full Joke.
My fiancee picks on me because of an incident while we were watching the grinch. Now he jokes that the little doggy has a c**t tickler on his head the branch...lol.....just imagine that tongue as a starter and the "horn" as the c**t tickler...omg how funny!!!......
Written on 11/07/2009

Giter Dun Joke - Full Joke.
A guy walks into a local dairy cow feed store looking around for dairy feed, a woman comes up behind the guy and says hey you know you have a wheel down the front of your pants, and the guys says i know, its driving me nuts.......
Written on 11/07/2009