Balls Swarm
there was a war going on, in a country. So I went on trip there. SO I get there and there is the sound of war and such. So the tour guy tell us the story of whats happing, The evil army's of the ball swarm. Who want to rule that ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Bubba Calls 911 . . .
Betty Jo passed away right sudden like, and Bubba, he called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "Down 'ere at the end o' Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Business Sucks
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my amp? ass." Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay, ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Anheiseur Bush - Full Joke.
A man walks into a bar and strolls over to a barstool, sits down and says loudly to the female bartender........... "Anheiseur Bush!" She giggles and says, ..... "Fine and hows your p***s." ...the silence could have choked a maggot off a gut wagon.........
Written on 07/09/2008

Ball Sack Desacreation
Some guys were standing at a bar. They all had some uniforms with a symbol of a up side down c**k. SO they run up to me and say you a man. Will TEAR YOUR NUTS UP!! I got scared and ran then this guy told me they were confederit homo ......
Written on 07/09/2008