I Have Lost My Mind!!!
The other day I was sitting with my Accountant and his wife came in to the room. She said that she has lost her mind with all the bullshit he puts her through. He said don't worry Honey I have your mind. You have been given me pieces of it for ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Squirting - Full Joke.
I resently overheard a girl asking another one about technics of squirting, the problem I had was I didn't hear all the words correctly. So I walked and told her that I thought a squirt was a small person and was she trying to squeeze a leprechaun out of her p***y.......
Written on 19/07/2009

2 Guys Buying Their Wives Christmas Gifts
The first guy tells the other guy well I bought my wife two cars, 1 red and 1 blue that way if she did not like the red, she would definately love the blue. The second guy responds I bought my wife a necklace and a vibrator.. The first guy replies ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Shocking Kettle??!!
----------- A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood lying by the back door, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

See If You Can Do This!
---------- See if you can do this. Read eacch line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a ......
Written on 19/07/2009