Little Billy's English Lesson
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful." Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Bj
A man walks into a local pub and proceeds to drink 13 pints of beer, one after the other. The completely drunken man takes a seat and begins to cry out loud so the local patrons walk over to him and say "You alright man? Whats the matter ?" The man ......
Written on 19/07/2009

10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A P***s!
01. -You've got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 04. -You shrink in cold water. 05. -You never get a haircut. 06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 07. -Your closest neighbor is ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Refuse To Testify
Lawyer questions in Court a reluctant witness, who does not want to incriminate herself. Q. Did you have sex with him in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q, Did you have sex with him in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you have ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Some Quick Blonde Jokes
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747 ? A: not everyone has been in a 747 Q: How does a Blonde practice safe sex? A: she locks the car doors Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex? A: she opens the car door ......
Written on 01/02/2010