Who Prefers Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything, " the woman countered. "Think about this--When your ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Mr President - Full Joke.
President Clinton was at a press conference and he came out with a small piece of a womans panties on his arm. So one of the reporters asked him why he was wearing a piece of panties on his arm and he replied. "Oh it's the patch I'm trying to quit."......
Written on 01/02/2010

You Know You Are A Redneck When.................
1. You let you 14 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. 2. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are " Gentlemen Start your engines" 3. You think that loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. 4. Your wife's hairdo was once ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Success!!
---------- At age 4, success is... not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is... having friends. At age 20, success is... having sex. At age 35, success is... making money. At age 70, success is... having sex. At age 80, success is... having friends. At age 90, success is... ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Beer-lover!!??
---------- An Englishman, a Scott and an Irishman walked into a pub. Each ordered a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one's beer. The Englishman turned green, pushed his beer away and asked for another one. The Scott took the fly out, shrugged, and drank his beer as ......
Written on 01/02/2010