Pretty Corny Premature
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Unwell Old Lady!
---------- The old lady had not been well so her friends sent for a doctor. He spoke to her about this and that and then examined her and said she was alright and left. She asked, "What did you say the minister's name was?" A friend replied, "That was the doctor, ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Shocked Family!
---------- "My whole family is shocked and surprised with the death of my uncle, " says a man to his friend. "Oh, thats terrible. Tell me, how old was he?" asks the friend. "He was 95 years old, " answers the man. "Actually, that's kind of old, " claims the friend, ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Three Deaf Old Men
Three deaf old men are sitting in the park, feeding the pigeons, when the first deaf old man says, "Wow! It's windy today." The second deaf old man says, "No it's not, it's Thursday." The third deaf old man slowly gets up from the bench and turns to the others, saying, ......
Written on 01/02/2010