Small D**k
there are three midgets getting drunk. the first midget says i bet i have the smallest feet in the world, 2 says i bet i have the smallest hands, 3 i bet i have the smallest c**k. so they check it out, the first 2 are successful. the 3 comes back ......
Written on 02/10/2008

A Slighty Confused Teenager
A teenager comes home from school and asks her mother "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their d**ks?" "Yes, dear" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Are You An Alcoholic?
Ok how to tell an alcoholic. Well a guy that drinks on occasion gets a fly in his beer and will ask for another beer. The guy that drinks nightly will get a fly in his beer and picks it out and drinks the beer, alcohol kills it all right? Well ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Heres A Funny
I just remembered this one cause i read the one about the 3 gay guys getting cremated. Which is too funny. Ok here is is, What one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How the hell do they expect us to find an egg in all this shit! lol...I ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Suicide Rates In America - Full Joke.
Why are suicide rates so much higher in places like NYC and Chicago compared to places in the southern part of the country?............................................................................................Because it's very difficult to kill yourself jumping off the doublewide!............hey no offense...im bornraised in the south and lived in a mobile home myself once.......
Written on 05/10/2008