Family Matters
A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 double whiskeys and drinks them fast. "whats up"asks the barman. My 17yr old son told me he's gay he says. next day he's back again and orders another 5 double whiskeys. "what now" the barman asks. My 25yr old son just told ......
Written on 17/10/2008

The Doctor At The Bank - Full Joke.
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some a*****e's got my pen."......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Mistress
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Comparisons
A d**k and a foot were complaining about their lives. The foot said, "He puts a smelly sock on me, puts me in a shoe, and makes me run around until I get all sweaty". The d**k said, "That's nothing, he makes me put on a leather overcoat, climb into a ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Choke On This One.......
.....you see, my girlfriend...well... she's belemic. It's really put a strain on our relationship. For example: She is a clothes finatic....which makes gift buying durring the Holiday season and birthdays nearly impossible. She never stays the same dress size long enough for me to get it right.....so finally I just gave ......
Written on 23/10/2008