Going Fishing
Two girls asked their mom which side of the creek was best to catch fish for she always caught fish and they caught none. She said when I wake up and your dads pecker is laying to the left I fish the left bank and if it lays to the right ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Don't Know Why I Love Picking On Alabama, But Here's Another One........ - Full Joke.
What's the difference between an Alabama prom queen and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. Sure hope I never get broke down in Alabama, lol.......
Written on 05/11/2008

Flowers
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand. She rolled her eyes and said, There comes the a*****e with flowers in his hand. Now he'll expect me to spend the weekend ......
Written on 06/11/2008

The Lone Ranger Learns A Valuable Lesson
The lone ranger and tonto were riding on the range one day. the two came to a stop, where tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming. after a few seconds he rose and said, "Buffalo come" the lone ......
Written on 10/11/2008

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton made a public statement to the press. She said that her stretch in jail has really changed her life. So when they let Paris out of jail she ask if she could keep the handcuffs she thought that they would really help to make that big change in her ......
Written on 11/11/2008