Political Joke
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the election, when the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, "i'll take the steak. "When she asked Bush, he said, "i'll take the quicky. "Gore motioned for the waitress to come closer, and whispered into her ......
Written on 12/11/2008

Blonde In The Library - Full Joke.
A blonde lady enters the library and approaches the librarian. "I'm here to see the doctor" says the blonde. "I'm sorry, this is a library" replies the librarian. The blonde leans forward and whispers quietly "I'm here to see the doctor".......
Written on 14/11/2008

Ouch, That Really Hurts!
A wife phoned her husband who was busy playing porker at a buddys house and reminded her husband how late it was and demanded he come home at once. "But Martha, " explained the man, "i can't quit now. Why, i've got a stack of quarters as long as my pecker." ......
Written on 15/11/2008

Blonde Wives
3 guys sat around telling each other how boneheaded their blonde partners were the first guy says my wife is so stupid she boughr a car the other day but cant drive and doesnt even have a lisence the second guy says my wife went out and bought 200 ibs of ......
Written on 17/11/2008

Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, " he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on ......
Written on 17/11/2008